Remember the good ol' days when $600 would by you a hammer?

[Angry Kid]

http://www.thestate.com/news/story/148373.html


Charlene Corley, 46, pleaded guilty to a nine-year fraud that included charging the Pentagon $998,798.38 for shipping two 19-cent bolt washers.

In her defense, the charge included Saturday delivery . . .

[DickCheney]

"In a related story, DickCheney has retired from gov't employment to go into the private shipping and handling business!" ;) :D