New Orders

[*Seminole*]

Col. Lil' Buddy has recieved and executed his new orders.
He is now in the company of Vygramul while he wraps up his extended stay on the Emerald Coast.

Adios old friend. Sorry you were stuck in that beach bag so long.

[Chalybos]

Beach bag?!?!? You didn't even let him shack up with the Barbies?! You, sir, are a cruel host, along the likes of Stalin. May you have nightmares of plastic soldiers attacking your feet while you sleep.

[*Seminole*]

Before you judge too hasty, may I remind everyone this is no ordinary man.

http://www.vsfgamers.com/albums/album06/769288ProstateCleansing.gif

[Vygramul]

I'll be taking the colonel to the Pentagon before attempting to have his orders cut to return to his home base. There is an outside chance he'll be deployed to Iraq.

[SauerKraut]

:lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol:


great! now I can finally change my avatar.

[SoterioN]

So, I guess I was sleeping or something, b/c Sem had it this whole time, I never got him, but I'm in the middle of the itenirary and Sem's at the end???

[Chalybos]

He doesn't know about the list, does he?

[SauerKraut]

You don't know about the list?


LOL

[*Seminole*]

I was going to mail him someone, but being the cheap ******* that I am, I saw an opportunity and seized it.

[Chalybos]

You were going to mail who someone? A midget for Sauer? Courtney Love to Puppy? A real, flesh & blood woman for MagiCandybar? :? :?

[SauerKraut]

How come Puppy gets Courtney Love and I get a midget?

I'm telling you, I'm tired of midgets.


I


NEED


MORE




hehehe

[DickCheney]

Two midgets stacked?




PHREAK!

[Chalybos]

Midgets are never out of style. You just need to keep the leather styles up to date.

[reggiekrh]

Midgets are sooo last year.

Oh my no! Midget fight on Springer! (http://www.break.com/index/midget_fight_on_springer.html)
The site may not be suitable for work, but the clip is safe....and effing hilarious.

[Hollow4]

i love midgets, short people, dwarfs, people who have no shins. Im not sure why. Maybe it was the party in memphis where there was a midget walking around with a sombrero with chips and salsa, or maybe its the fact theres a called "dwarf tossing"(which is now a crime against humanity). and this past spring i found a friend of mine from high school is getting married to one. it was amazing. anyway i think i need professional help.

[SauerKraut]

YESS!!!



Glorious.

See, now, that's not the kind of experience people have often. I bake in the enrapturing randomosity of experiencing little people for when I DO come into contact with them, which happens from time to time (every time I wish I had a camera to post pics here) ... and sometimes I just bake.

[JTFazz]

I received his footlocker from LT Hooters about two months ago... all this time I thought he was buried under al-Zarqawi's porn collection. I was thinking of applying for his SGLI benefits.

[Chalybos]

Oh, crap, somebody tell the Col. that his CO just found out what he's been up to.

[MASH]

He never made it to the west coast....


:|

[Vygramul]

That might change.

[CMontyBurns]

the question is, will he be reunited with his gear. Cause that was the best part about recieving him and his orders, going through all of the stuff that people had added to the kit....

[Vygramul]

Alas, I only have his belt in a ziplock baggie. I didn't ask Seminole why he had disrobed the Colonel. You know, don't ask...

[cowboy]

He never made it to the west coast....


:|

yes would love to see him out this way

there are 200 + Barbie's in this house I'm sure he would be just fine here for a few days :D

[Chalybos]

Send him out to Gabe's neck of the woods and it's all over. The Colonel won't be back any time soon. Until he sneaks out, and then Cowboy's left with about 6 dozen pregnant Barbies. I think it's something in the water out there.

[Hooters]

the question is, will he be reunited with his gear. Cause that was the best part about recieving him and his orders, going through all of the stuff that people had added to the kit....

Like I said in an earlier post, when Blaster and I didn't get him back from Lil' Puppy after his South American tour of duty, I forwarded the locker and all booty back to JT Fazz...

Mama H( . Y . )ters

[CMontyBurns]

the question is, will he be reunited with his gear. Cause that was the best part about recieving him and his orders, going through all of the stuff that people had added to the kit....

Like I said in an earlier post, when Blaster and I didn't get him back from Lil' Puppy after his South American tour of duty, I forwarded the locker and all booty back to JT Fazz...

Mama H( . Y . )tersOh, I know... this was a slight... let's get this thing back on track post, to see if maybe JT would forward the gear to whomever has the Colonel :)
(the whomever being Vy... search for teh win!)

[Mad_Gasser]

Our POW is finally free!
________
Electronic cigarettes (http://www.ecigarettes123.com/)

[Mad_Gasser]

Ok so where the hell is he?

Let's see some pics!
________
Mercury My Specifications (http://www.ford-wiki.com/wiki/Mercury_My)

[Vygramul]

He's here in Northern Virginia. I'm still trying to make time to take him to the Pentagon, and I'm still trying to arrange a tour in Iraq.

[Chalybos]

I can see it now: a Sadr Brigade propaganda video, like the ones with Bert. linky (http://politicalhumor.about.com/library/images/blosamabert2.htm)

[LilPuppy]

hahahahahahahahahahaha....that doll is on one hell of a tour , man I am almost as jealous of his passport as I am with Geri's

[Vygramul]

I haven't had time to get it to the Pentagon, but if I remember, he'll be at the Norfolk naval base tomorrow and then Pearl Harbor in April. Still no word on Iraq.

[Chalybos]

Here's hoping Iraq stays off the itinerary.

[Vygramul]

*I* am incredibly unlikely to go to Iraq. Just the Colonel would go.

[thedogwarrior]

I am so lost in this thread...

[Angry Kid]

I am so lost in this thread...
It's one part Flat Stanley plus one part stolen garden gnome plus one part playing with dolls.

Action figure.

He's an action figure.

Really.

[JTFazz]

http://pto4.com/lilbud.jpg

[Chalybos]

Does this mean that Vyg's got a zombie on his hands? :?

[Vygramul]

Or an imposter. :?

[Chalybos]

Quick, see if he'll eat pork!

[thedogwarrior]

I am so lost in this thread...
It's one part Flat Stanley plus one part stolen garden gnome plus one part playing with dolls.

Action figure.

He's an action figure.

Really.

Sounds like my kind of game, esp. the playing with dolls... :lol: :lol: