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CMontyBurns
12-21-2004, 11:59 PM
==========RECONNAISSANCE REPORT=PART ONE===========

My international contact has made his connection.... we have finally had the go ahead to leave the safe house...

He took me to "The Office" as it is know and introduced me to one of his flunkies...
http://www3.sympatico.ca/ericnovak/TO1.jpg

it was unusually cold, so we stayed in, and he introduced me to some of his other staff, these 2 were the unfortunate recipients of some surgery that allowed them to be used for medicinal purposes
http://www3.sympatico.ca/ericnovak/TO2.jpg

Here my contact is leading us in a "conga line"
http://www3.sympatico.ca/ericnovak/TO3.jpg

I am posing here with one of his many awards... (this one is the genie (http://www.genieawards.ca/genie24/main.cfm) (shameless plug
http://www3.sympatico.ca/ericnovak/TO4.jpg

CMontyBurns
12-22-2004, 12:03 AM
==========RECONNAISSANCE REPORT=PART DEUX===========

Here I am climbing the statue... (it looks like it has a bum for a head)
http://www3.sympatico.ca/ericnovak/TO5.jpg

They also introduced me to "The Fonz", Washington, and "Horseshack"
http://www3.sympatico.ca/ericnovak/TO6.jpg

AHHHHHHH!OMFGGiantstatueHAX!!!!!
http://www3.sympatico.ca/ericnovak/TO7.jpg

Here I am picking the nose of another of the bossman's statues.. this one is call the Gemini (http://www.geminiawards.ca/) (shameless plug again)
http://www3.sympatico.ca/ericnovak/TO8.jpg

CMontyBurns
12-22-2004, 12:05 AM
==========RECONNAISSANCE REPORT=PART THREE===========

<--- The Colonel's contact here... I am ashamed to say that the Colonel has not had enough R&R, the poor statue never knew what was coming, thankfully Smithers was there to console me...
http://www3.sympatico.ca/ericnovak/TO9.jpg

More photos to follow (hopefully some outdoors pictures too...

YellowDog
12-22-2004, 12:22 AM
Most ex-cellant Mr Burns it is good to see the little guy.

YD

Otto
12-22-2004, 12:39 AM
Great pictures. Its good to see that he's alive and well.

Angry Kid
12-22-2004, 08:20 AM
:lol: :lol: :lol: Nicely done.

Upstairs at Eric's -- a Krusty Bong?? 8O

sharpshot
12-22-2004, 09:01 AM
nice house, although you know its infested with the simpsons diease right

CMontyBurns
12-22-2004, 10:55 AM
actually all those pics were at work... I have the Homer bong and a coworker (actually my former boss) has the Krusty... the Fonz dolls are another coworkers, and the small Burns, Lenny etc are another coworkers... we need some things to preserve our sanity

Crazy Hobbit
12-22-2004, 11:11 AM
:lol: :lol: :lol:

nicely done Mr. Burns.

LilPuppy
12-22-2004, 11:18 AM
:lol: :lol: :lol: Nicely done.

Upstairs at Eric's -- a Krusty Bong?? 8O

Mash keeps his Reagan Bong at work.... :D


Monty when ever your ready PM me. Geri will be in town in first week of January so I could pass him off then.. :)

Chalybos
12-22-2004, 11:37 AM
:lol: Excellent! I love the bongs, heheh.

RuperT
12-22-2004, 11:39 AM
:lol: Mission accomplished. Krusty the Bong cracked my composure.
That Genie statue kinda looks like it should be mounted upside down, though. :D

Naz
12-22-2004, 12:31 PM
Awesome, I'm glad to see that Colonel Knucklehead is behaving him self. Although Mr. Smither is eying the Colonel something fierce.

-Naz

LionRampant
12-22-2004, 08:46 PM
Can I bong too? :(

RobRoy
12-22-2004, 10:50 PM
Great to see the Col. :nod: :nod: :nod:

CMontyBurns
12-23-2004, 07:29 AM
==========RECONNAISSANCE REPORT=PART FOUR===========

Colonel here again... my contact was able to secure tickets to sporting event that didn't involve ice or snow... reconnaissance photos follow.
http://www3.sympatico.ca/ericnovak/TO_11.jpg
http://www3.sympatico.ca/ericnovak/TO_10.jpg
http://www3.sympatico.ca/ericnovak/TO_14.jpg
http://www3.sympatico.ca/ericnovak/TO_12.jpg

Seats were crappy, but Toronto beat Utah, and that is all that really matters...

More reports to follow....

CMontyBurns
12-23-2004, 12:39 PM
and by the way, after this basketball game, my girlfriend broke up with me and told me she is moving out.... woohoo! thanks for the tickets and the fun night out.... I will have more to say about this when I get composed... though something was a little amiss considering I posted the above pictures at 7:30 AM in the fricking morning!!!!!!

Otto
12-23-2004, 01:40 PM
Great pic's.

Your girlfriend broke up with you??? Is that good or bad? Its not because of a sudden urgency to play with dolls (action figure) is it?

CMontyBurns
12-23-2004, 01:53 PM
Great pic's.

Your girlfriend broke up with you??? Is that good or bad? Its not because of a sudden urgency to play with dolls (action figure) is it?
no, not at all... I am trying to put it on screen... but am still tender about it... we both got no sleep because of it, and are soldiering through Xmas at both are parents places (and not telling any of them about it yet...)

Otto
12-23-2004, 02:49 PM
Great pic's.

Your girlfriend broke up with you??? Is that good or bad? Its not because of a sudden urgency to play with dolls (action figure) is it?
no, not at all... I am trying to put it on screen... but am still tender about it... we both got no sleep because of it, and are soldiering through Xmas at both are parents places (and not telling any of them about it yet...)

I hope everything works out for the best which ever direction you both should go....good luck with christmas.

DrGreen
12-23-2004, 07:54 PM
Great pic! :D
Sad backdrop :cry:
Best wishes.

CMontyBurns
12-30-2004, 11:11 PM
===============RECONNAISSANCE PART FIVE========================

My contact has managed to spirit me over to another secret location... though teeming with many other foreigners, these photos should speak for themselves...

we were able to bunk in the wilds above the falls in a room replete with jacuzzi (though my host cheaped out and didn't get the fireplace in the room) here is the view...
http://www3.sympatico.ca/ericnovak/ton1.jpg

reconnaissance by the falls...
http://www3.sympatico.ca/ericnovak/ton2.jpg

thought I should take a dip...
http://www3.sympatico.ca/ericnovak/ton3.jpg

my contact's SO was able to smuggle me close enough in her "baggage"
http://www3.sympatico.ca/ericnovak/ton4.jpg

this will probably be the end of my reconnaissance from this location...

Colonel K.H. out...

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LilPuppy
12-31-2004, 03:29 AM
Nice the falls are a sweet spot..... :D

SauerKraut
12-31-2004, 04:05 AM
ROFLMAO!



Moist pictorial journey. Thankies.

Mad_Gasser
01-04-2005, 09:29 AM
It's nice to see that little buddy is still kickin'.
________
The Cigar Boss (http://thecigarboss.com/)

CMontyBurns
01-04-2005, 09:05 PM
=================== RECONNAISSANCE PART SIX ===================

Thought my sojourn was done here.... but needed some more r&r

thought I would ride some tail while I am in Toronto...
http://www3.sympatico.ca/ericnovak/tof3.jpg

I don't know if I was the passer or the reciever with this one...
http://www3.sympatico.ca/ericnovak/tof5.jpg
http://www3.sympatico.ca/ericnovak/tof4.jpg

and here Monty has some of his thugs finally show me the door...
http://www3.sympatico.ca/ericnovak/tof2.jpg
http://www3.sympatico.ca/ericnovak/tof6.jpg

so ends my journey in Toronto...

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SpongeBob
01-04-2005, 09:58 PM
Rock'em Sock'em Robots just completely rules all. Old Skool Red vs Blue.

CMontyBurns
01-21-2005, 11:55 PM
RECONNAISSANCE PART SEVEN - THE STORY CONTINUES =================

The Colonel here.... and unfortunately I have fallen on some hard times.... the pictures should tell the tale...

http://www3.sympatico.ca/ericnovak/soldier21037.jpg
http://www3.sympatico.ca/ericnovak/soldier21038.jpg
http://www3.sympatico.ca/ericnovak/soldier21036.jpg
http://www3.sympatico.ca/ericnovak/soldier21035.jpg

and when I fell on hard times... in order to make it to my next destination (Hooters and Blaster...) I had to do some things I am not proud of....
http://www3.sympatico.ca/ericnovak/soldier21033.jpg
http://www3.sympatico.ca/ericnovak/soldier21034.jpg

and with that the Colonel is now leaving Toronto
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Naz
01-22-2005, 12:47 PM
LMAO!! looks like he's doing the David Brent dance.

-Naz

Chairman_Kaga
01-22-2005, 01:47 PM
What is truly disturbing is those are male hands with the dollars. :o What kind of club do you guys go to?

Chalybos
01-22-2005, 02:37 PM
What is truly disturbing is those are male hands with the dollars. :o What kind of club do you guys go to?
Blue Oyster Club.

Demonite
01-22-2005, 04:40 PM
Okay, I'll bite, what are the awards for? :)

Lovin' the last picture from the b'ball stadium -- classic. :D

BabyHeads
01-22-2005, 05:21 PM
The YMCA has never looked better!

LilPuppy
01-23-2005, 10:53 AM
The YMCA has never looked better!

LMAO still.......damn doll..er action figure is having quite the road show....I don't think JT would allow him back...... 8O

CMontyBurns
01-23-2005, 01:12 PM
Okay, I'll bite, what are the awards for? :)

Lovin' the last picture from the b'ball stadium -- classic. :D
the awards I something I work on at work...

for more info

http://www.geminiawards.ca

http://www.genieawards.ca

SauerKraut
01-23-2005, 07:18 PM
http://www3.sympatico.ca/ericnovak/soldier21033.jpg

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