OMG REAL LIFE H4X!

[SauerKraut]

There was a murder in my apartment complex this morning. I had a hard time getting to work.

It could have been just a regular death when nobody was around and when somebody reported it the cops came, but then, how do you explain the blood and the police dogs and the 14,000 detectives, the Fox 5 News crew and the inevitable "DO NOT CROSS THIS POLICE LINE OR YOU WILL ROAST IN FIREY HELL!" yellow tape that went up across the road to not let people through the street.

I, however, am the only person in the apartment complex with a motorcycle, so I just turned around and zipped through the One-Way streets backwards until I could sneak through the underground parking deck to the other side. While I was doing that in the parking garage, that's when i saw the ambulance. 2 guys were loading up a dead body into the back. How do I know it was dead? Well, the sheets were covering the entire body and there was this tell-tale circle of red bleeding through the sheets (that was a damn good pun, by the way) around the upper torso (or was that the knee area, couldn't tell which as I was going too fast and was rather shocked to begin with).


Anyway, wish i had a TV. I'll have to go home for lunch and leave work early to catch the Fox 5 News reports...as they were actually recording when I rode by. Which brought me much pleasure as they HAD to redo the segment (I was revving up my bike, pretty loud :D I just know it ruined her speech).


And I live in the really, really nice part (read one of the areas for the supa rich) of Atlanta that has very little crime.

[AnalogKid]

"...and police are looking for a man on a motorcylce seen fleeing the scene going the wrong way down a one way street."

[LilPuppy]

"... a rather large man last heard bellowing In the kidney "

[Chalybos]

"...and police are looking for a man on a motorcylce seen fleeing the scene going the wrong way down a one way street."
"We've got a runner.... Caucasian....funky beard....portly." :lol:

[ignus]

"...and police are looking for a man on a motorcylce seen fleeing the scene going the wrong way down a one way street."
"We've got a runner.... Caucasian....funky beard....portly." :lol:

we caught his accomplice after she ran into the ambulance in her Mini Cooper... :lol:

[Chalybos]

"...and police are looking for a man on a motorcylce seen fleeing the scene going the wrong way down a one way street."
"We've got a runner.... Caucasian....funky beard....portly." :lol:

we caught his accomplice after she ran into the ambulance in her Mini Cooper... :lol:
She could have made the escape quite easily, as the ambulance was parked on the sidewalk, but somehow she still managed to ram into it. Twice. In reverse.

[ignus]

"...and police are looking for a man on a motorcylce seen fleeing the scene going the wrong way down a one way street."
"We've got a runner.... Caucasian....funky beard....portly." :lol:

we caught his accomplice after she ran into the ambulance in her Mini Cooper... :lol:
She could have made the escape quite easily, as the ambulance was parked on the sidewalk, but somehow she still managed to ram into it. Twice. In reverse.

after a short segment of cursing, she started walking to work until police apprehended her on the corner

[Chalybos]

"...and police are looking for a man on a motorcylce seen fleeing the scene going the wrong way down a one way street."
"We've got a runner.... Caucasian....funky beard....portly." :lol:

we caught his accomplice after she ran into the ambulance in her Mini Cooper... :lol:
She could have made the escape quite easily, as the ambulance was parked on the sidewalk, but somehow she still managed to ram into it. Twice. In reverse.

after a short segment of cursing, she started walking to work until police apprehended her on the corner
Police are now investigating rumors that the two were involved in a 'midget smuggling' operation, involving dozens of captive midgets, 3 very small cages, 3 cases of rubber gloves and 19 gallons of AstroGlide. They are en route to FermiLabs in an attempt to apprehend the male suspect. They also suspect him of having possible Arabic ties.
http://prod.bsis.bellsouth.net/coDataImages/p/Groups/95/95255/folders/82935/967108SKandar2.jpg

[Crazy Hobbit]

"... a rather large man last heard bellowing In the kidney "

:P :P :P

[Chalybos]

"... a rather large man last heard bellowing In the kidney "

:P :P :P
:lol: :lol: I can't believe I missed that one!

[Wrigs]

"...and police are looking for a man on a motorcylce seen fleeing the scene going the wrong way down a one way street."
"We've got a runner.... Caucasian....funky beard....portly." :lol:

we caught his accomplice after she ran into the ambulance in her Mini Cooper... :lol:
She could have made the escape quite easily, as the ambulance was parked on the sidewalk, but somehow she still managed to ram into it. Twice. In reverse.

after a short segment of cursing, she started walking to work until police apprehended her on the corner
Police are now investigating rumors that the two were involved in a 'midget smuggling' operation, involving dozens of captive midgets, 3 very small cages, 3 cases of rubber gloves and 19 gallons of AstroGlide. They are en route to FermiLabs in an attempt to apprehend the male suspect. They also suspect him of having possible Arabic ties.
http://prod.bsis.bellsouth.net/coDataImages/p/Groups/95/95255/folders/82935/967108SKandar2.jpg

He is considered armed and dangerous with a sniper rifle, but is easily subdued with alcohol

[CMontyBurns]

ROTFLAO

ahaha

[Brad]

OMG BWAHAHAHA

[SauerKraut]

According to the news and to the flyer that was attached to my door when I got home, my accounts of this morning were 99% true. The 1% error was my calling it a murder.

The DEA was with the District Attorney, serving a warrant for a person who lives in this complex, there was a shootout and the suspect was killed. They found $10 million in cocaine in the apartment and weapons galore.

I will not be renewing my lease come June 1.

[TedHershey]

Unfortunately, crime happens anywhere worth living... last year two blocks down my street a couple Irish kids where walking home latenight from the bars and a couple bangers walked up to them, shot one dead, smiled at the other, and walked away. Last week-end our garage was busted into and the other tenants lowrider had it's window busted out and the radio, TV, and hydraulics controls yanked... they didn't even touch our plain old Acura.

Suxors!

[LilPuppy]

According to the news and to the flyer that was attached to my door when I got home, my accounts of this morning were 99% true. The 1% error was my calling it a murder.

The DEA was with the District Attorney, serving a warrant for a person who lives in this complex, there was a shootout and the suspect was killed. They found $10 million in cocaine in the apartment and weapons galore.

I will not be renewing my lease come June 1.

And you didn't know.....usually when your that big (dealer) you don't crap in your own backyard.You would be more likely to find trouble elsewhere as your current problem is now erradicated , who knows what you might find elsewhere.......I would attempt to use this though as a bargaining ploy to look for a rent reduction as the property managers who rented to this guy maybe be just a bit scared of losing more tenents...

[SauerKraut]

According to the news and to the flyer that was attached to my door when I got home, my accounts of this morning were 99% true. The 1% error was my calling it a murder.

The DEA was with the District Attorney, serving a warrant for a person who lives in this complex, there was a shootout and the suspect was killed. They found $10 million in cocaine in the apartment and weapons galore.

I will not be renewing my lease come June 1.

And you didn't know.....usually when your that big (dealer) you don't crap in your own backyard.You would be more likely to find trouble elsewhere as your current problem is now erradicated , who knows what you might find elsewhere.......I would attempt to use this though as a bargaining ploy to look for a rent reduction as the property managers who rented to this guy maybe be just a bit scared of losing more tenents...

This is why i'm leaving, they told me to shove my reduction in rent someplace. So I will.

[Brad]

Give us a link to a news article, I wanna read about this!

[DrGreen]

The front line is everywhere...

[ignus]

"...and police are looking for a man on a motorcylce seen fleeing the scene going the wrong way down a one way street."
"We've got a runner.... Caucasian....funky beard....portly." :lol:

we caught his accomplice after she ran into the ambulance in her Mini Cooper... :lol:
She could have made the escape quite easily, as the ambulance was parked on the sidewalk, but somehow she still managed to ram into it. Twice. In reverse.

after a short segment of cursing, she started walking to work until police apprehended her on the corner
Police are now investigating rumors that the two were involved in a 'midget smuggling' operation, involving dozens of captive midgets, 3 very small cages, 3 cases of rubber gloves and 19 gallons of AstroGlide. They are en route to FermiLabs in an attempt to apprehend the male suspect. They also suspect him of having possible Arabic ties.
http://prod.bsis.bellsouth.net/coDataImages/p/Groups/95/95255/folders/82935/967108SKandar2.jpg

He is considered armed and dangerous with a sniper rifle, but is easily subdued with alcohol

important news bulletin: authorities have apprehended the primary suspect in the 'atlanta coke-head killer' trial. the suspect, know as 'cabbageman', was tracked to a local brothel specializing in dwarves, midgets, and other assorted tiny people. police had no trouble capturing the suspect since was already bound, gagged, and handcuffed. as police dragged him out of the building (it took 5 men to do so), the suspect kept shouting, "no! take me back to my cabbage patch kids!" until he blacked out. he is currently being held in superior county jail until a trial date can be set.

[Chalybos]

:lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: He's gonna get arrested if a cop reads any of this.^^^^^^^^^^ :lol:

[DrGreen]

:lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: He's gonna get arrested if a cop reads any of this.^^^^^^^^^^ :lol:
I'm getting the impression that that is becoming the goal. :lol: :lol: :lol:
Sauer Arafat???
What kind of country is this where you can't have an abducted midget coke fueled S&M party?
:P

[LilPuppy]

Ah Sauer now we know your address.... :D

http://www.ajc.com/metro/content/metro/copbriefs/

[SauerKraut]

Ah Sauer now we know your address.... :D

http://www.ajc.com/metro/content/metro/copbriefs/


I don't mind. This way you can all send me presents.

Besides, it's not like I can't take care of myself or my wife when a stranger comes knocking. Well, for the most part. I'm not superman.

[Chalybos]

Ah Sauer now we know your address.... :D

http://www.ajc.com/metro/content/metro/copbriefs/


I don't mind. This way you can all send me presents.

Besides, it's not like I can't take care of myself or my wife when a stranger comes knocking. Well, for the most part. I'm not superman.
Look, up in the sky!
It's a bird!
It's a plane!
It's......
SuperKraut!
Faster than a greased gerbil!
More powerful than the body odor of a yak!
Able to fist small midgets in a single thrust!

[SauerKraut]

Ah Sauer now we know your address.... :D

http://www.ajc.com/metro/content/metro/copbriefs/


I don't mind. This way you can all send me presents.

Besides, it's not like I can't take care of myself or my wife when a stranger comes knocking. Well, for the most part. I'm not superman.
Look, up in the sky!
It's a bird!
It's a plane!
It's......
SuperKraut!
Faster than a greased gerbil!
More powerful than the body odor of a yak!
Able to fist small midgets in a single thrust!


you are very disturbing, Chaly. and i mean that in the most sincere and idolizing way.

[LilPuppy]

Yes very disturbing........... :D

[Chalybos]

<sniff> Thanks, guys, I'm really touched. :D

[megaman]

Ah Sauer now we know your address.... :D

http://www.ajc.com/metro/content/metro/copbriefs/


I don't mind. This way you can all send me presents.


oook

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