which trilogy is the best....

[Iron Sauron]

:lol: http://www.pointlesswasteoftime.com/film/trilogy.html

[Dawg]

That is some funny stuff...

In the new trilogy, Anakin Skywalker portrays a damning indictment of technology's modern dehumanization of mankind through Hayden Christensen's lifeless, almost inhuman performance. There is a river of tragedy in every robotic line he utters, a horrific monotonal indication of his cyborgal fate.
Now it all makes sense... I thought he was just a crappy actor! A river of tragedy indeed!

Dawg

[SauerKraut]

omg that was good.


the bibliography section slayed me too.


Bibliography:

We Hates the Fat Hobbit: A critique of the Samwise Gamgee Character. Frederick Nelson, New York: Columbia University Press, 1984. 352 pp.

Where's the Beef: Quantifying the Missing Elements from Gollum's Loincloth. Vincent Friel, Loincloth Today. May 13, 2000. pp. 5-27.



hehehehe



http://www.pointlesswasteoftime.com/film/graph2.gif

LOL at the "Funtrinos" and the "Gay"

[TedHershey]

I'd go with LOTR. Empire is a great movie, Jedi good, but Star Wars is near unwatchable. As are the new movies. And the second and third installments of the Matrix...

[LilPuppy]

I'm old but if it wasn't for the 3rd one , the Godfather would have had my vote np....but because Sophia Coppala had prove she couldn't act before directing , it really,really, and I mean really ruined part 3...along with the lame story and Al Pacino seemed to forget how to act also....But because of that LOTR is it for me..

[Wrigs]

Indiana Jones for me

[Chalybos]

Strapon Sally, One, Two and Three. :D

[Wrigs]

Strapon Sally, One, Two and Three. :D

Are u in them and if u are, are they SHORTS :D

[Chalybos]

Strapon Sally, One, Two and Three. :D

Are u in them and if u are, are they SHORTS :D
Nah, they're ladies-only flicks. I don't think there are men in any of them. Or so I've been told. :roll:

[MadSci]

Same here, the Indiana Jones trilogy. I would say the Lethal Weapons trilogy but it's not really a trilogy with 4 installments.

Aliens trilogy, i couldn't stand the 1st and 3rd installments.
Back to the future, the 2nd and 3rd movies are just plain awful.
LOTR, :sleep: :sleep: :sleep:
Matrix, part 2 and 3 just didn't live up to the 1st movie

[DrGreen]

Strapon Sally, One, Two and Three. :D

Are u in them and if u are, are they SHORTS :D
Nah, they're ladies-only flicks. I don't think there are men in any of them. Or so I've been told. :roll:
Ivy Manor :roll:

[batmanuel]

"The rest of the casting leaves much to be desired, with the only bright spot being Monica Bellucci in both sequels. Her performances in the two films are a pair of ripe, full, well-rounded portrayals of firm, voluptuous womanhood that will go down as as two of the breast roles in recent mammary. "


:lol: AMEN!

[SoterioN]

My favorite line from this site's reasons LOTR sucks:

"The Battle Droid Syndrome.

The mutated muscular soldiers of Mordor turned out to be hilariously ineffective fighters, a dozen of them held off by a single dying human. Apparently they made the beasts by crossing Orcs, Goblins and the French."


:lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol:

[laters]

I don't know if there will be a fourth (or for that matter a third) one, but the "X-Men" is shaping up really nicely so far. I can barely wait for the third one to come out. Otherwise, I was going to say LotR without hesitation, but now that Wrigs and MadSci mentioned "Indiana Jones," I'm kind of split up... Indy was definitely entertaining to watch.

[batmanuel]

Indianna Jones!

[Chalybos]

Indiana Jones!
:nod:

[ignus]

fyi madsci, there are 4 alien movies :roll:
and i didnt really like xmen 1 that well, 2 was far superior.
i love the star wars trilogy, even though its turned into a crappy sextology(?) now.
lotr is an outstanding piece of work, and will be remember in cinematic history for many decades im sure.

but my vote goes to the Matrix trilogy. apparently me and the Wachowski's are the only people who actually love these movies (im assuming they do anyways :roll:). the first film basically revolutionized film making and so many films and games and such have incorporated elements of it into them since. the 2nd film is my favorite, most likely because of the special bond it shares with the 'enter the matrix' game. you truly cannot experience one without the other imo. the final movie did puss out a bit at the end, i was pretty disappointed with the direction they turned it. i think that due to the surprising negative reactions that most people carried towards the 2nd, the bros. decided to tone down the plot so that the average schmuck could get through the film without having to use his brain. truly the 3rd film could have been led through some very complex confusing plot twists that few would have understood. also, watching 'the animatrix' really adds to the trilogy storylines.

if i could sum up the Matrix trilogy in 2 words, they'd be: damn cool ;)

[Canadian Hick]

fyi madsci, there are 4 alien movies :roll:

There are only three!
La la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la!
I don't here you!
La la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la!

[Canadian Hick]

fyi madsci, there are 4 alien movies :roll:
and i didnt really like xmen 1 that well, 2 was far superior.
i love the star wars trilogy, even though its turned into a crappy sextology(?) now.
lotr is an outstanding piece of work, and will be remember in cinematic history for many decades im sure.

but my vote goes to the Matrix trilogy. apparently me and the Wachowski's are the only people who actually love these movies (im assuming they do anyways :roll:). the first film basically revolutionized film making and so many films and games and such have incorporated elements of it into them since. the 2nd film is my favorite, most likely because of the special bond it shares with the 'enter the matrix' game. you truly cannot experience one without the other imo. the final movie did puss out a bit at the end, i was pretty disappointed with the direction they turned it. i think that due to the surprising negative reactions that most people carried towards the 2nd, the bros. decided to tone down the plot so that the average schmuck could get through the film without having to use his brain. truly the 3rd film could have been led through some very complex confusing plot twists that few would have understood. also, watching 'the animatrix' really adds to the trilogy storylines.

if i could sum up the Matrix trilogy in 2 words, they'd be: damn cool ;)
The third was completely finished when Reloaded went into theatres

[Canadian Hick]

Indiana Jones!
:nod:
Love the In Diana Jones series.

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[ignus]

fyi madsci, there are 4 alien movies :roll:
and i didnt really like xmen 1 that well, 2 was far superior.
i love the star wars trilogy, even though its turned into a crappy sextology(?) now.
lotr is an outstanding piece of work, and will be remember in cinematic history for many decades im sure.

but my vote goes to the Matrix trilogy. apparently me and the Wachowski's are the only people who actually love these movies (im assuming they do anyways :roll:). the first film basically revolutionized film making and so many films and games and such have incorporated elements of it into them since. the 2nd film is my favorite, most likely because of the special bond it shares with the 'enter the matrix' game. you truly cannot experience one without the other imo. the final movie did puss out a bit at the end, i was pretty disappointed with the direction they turned it. i think that due to the surprising negative reactions that most people carried towards the 2nd, the bros. decided to tone down the plot so that the average schmuck could get through the film without having to use his brain. truly the 3rd film could have been led through some very complex confusing plot twists that few would have understood. also, watching 'the animatrix' really adds to the trilogy storylines.

if i could sum up the Matrix trilogy in 2 words, they'd be: damn cool ;)
The third was completely finished when Reloaded went into theatres

im sure there was some editing and such, especially since the Oracle actress died in between films

[laters]

fyi madsci, there are 4 alien movies :roll:
and i didnt really like xmen 1 that well, 2 was far superior.
i love the star wars trilogy, even though its turned into a crappy sextology(?) now.
lotr is an outstanding piece of work, and will be remember in cinematic history for many decades im sure.

but my vote goes to the Matrix trilogy. apparently me and the Wachowski's are the only people who actually love these movies (im assuming they do anyways :roll:). the first film basically revolutionized film making and so many films and games and such have incorporated elements of it into them since. the 2nd film is my favorite, most likely because of the special bond it shares with the 'enter the matrix' game. you truly cannot experience one without the other imo. the final movie did puss out a bit at the end, i was pretty disappointed with the direction they turned it. i think that due to the surprising negative reactions that most people carried towards the 2nd, the bros. decided to tone down the plot so that the average schmuck could get through the film without having to use his brain. truly the 3rd film could have been led through some very complex confusing plot twists that few would have understood. also, watching 'the animatrix' really adds to the trilogy storylines.

if i could sum up the Matrix trilogy in 2 words, they'd be: damn cool ;)
The third was completely finished when Reloaded went into theatres

im sure there was some editing and such, especially since the Oracle actress died in between films
Not to mention Aaliyah who was supposed to play Jada Smith's role.

I thought the Animatrix was awesome, especially the 2nd Renaissance. As for "The Matrix" itself, after watching "The Thirteenth Floor" and "Dark City," the core concept of The Matrix itself wasn't all that new to me. I thought the concept of the weird symbiotic relationship between the machines and the humans was pretty interesting, though. The second one was okay, except it had some pointless and annoying scenes in it, like the boring conversation between Neo and the old lady and Morpheus' cheesy 'patriotic' speech followed by the rave/orgy in the cave that just made me think WTF?? As for the third one, I am yet to watch it when it comes out on DVD.

[Canadian Hick]

fyi madsci, there are 4 alien movies :roll:
and i didnt really like xmen 1 that well, 2 was far superior.
i love the star wars trilogy, even though its turned into a crappy sextology(?) now.
lotr is an outstanding piece of work, and will be remember in cinematic history for many decades im sure.

but my vote goes to the Matrix trilogy. apparently me and the Wachowski's are the only people who actually love these movies (im assuming they do anyways :roll:). the first film basically revolutionized film making and so many films and games and such have incorporated elements of it into them since. the 2nd film is my favorite, most likely because of the special bond it shares with the 'enter the matrix' game. you truly cannot experience one without the other imo. the final movie did puss out a bit at the end, i was pretty disappointed with the direction they turned it. i think that due to the surprising negative reactions that most people carried towards the 2nd, the bros. decided to tone down the plot so that the average schmuck could get through the film without having to use his brain. truly the 3rd film could have been led through some very complex confusing plot twists that few would have understood. also, watching 'the animatrix' really adds to the trilogy storylines.

if i could sum up the Matrix trilogy in 2 words, they'd be: damn cool ;)
The third was completely finished when Reloaded went into theatres

im sure there was some editing and such, especially since the Oracle actress died in between films
Not to mention Aaliyah who was supposed to play Jada Smith's role.

I heard both the Wachowski brothers died half way through writing the second one. :D
Would explain a lot...

[megaman]

back to the future!!

back to the future pwns all of jooo!!!
also, it dates back to 1993 i believe.

[megaman]

Terminator!! OMG WTF LOL!!!

part two is the kewlest.

[Chalybos]

Indiana Jones!
:nod:
Love the In Diana Jones series.

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[SauerKraut]

fyi madsci, there are 4 alien movies :roll:
and i didnt really like xmen 1 that well, 2 was far superior.
i love the star wars trilogy, even though its turned into a crappy sextology(?) now.
lotr is an outstanding piece of work, and will be remember in cinematic history for many decades im sure.

but my vote goes to the Matrix trilogy. apparently me and the Wachowski's are the only people who actually love these movies (im assuming they do anyways :roll:). the first film basically revolutionized film making and so many films and games and such have incorporated elements of it into them since. the 2nd film is my favorite, most likely because of the special bond it shares with the 'enter the matrix' game. you truly cannot experience one without the other imo. the final movie did puss out a bit at the end, i was pretty disappointed with the direction they turned it. i think that due to the surprising negative reactions that most people carried towards the 2nd, the bros. decided to tone down the plot so that the average schmuck could get through the film without having to use his brain. truly the 3rd film could have been led through some very complex confusing plot twists that few would have understood. also, watching 'the animatrix' really adds to the trilogy storylines.

if i could sum up the Matrix trilogy in 2 words, they'd be: damn cool ;)
The third was completely finished when Reloaded went into theatres

im sure there was some editing and such, especially since the Oracle actress died in between films
Not to mention Aaliyah who was supposed to play Jada Smith's role.

I heard both the Wachowski brothers died half way through writing the second one. :D
Would explain a lot...



no kidding.


Am I the only one who thought that Matrix 2 and 3 were the worst films of all time, Star Wars Jar Jar Binks character infused Lucastainment not-withstanding?



I mean, even Dark Star was a better film.

http://www.btinternet.com/~phil_johnson/dark.jpg

[Chairman_Kaga]

Naked Gun
Naked Gun 2 1/2 - The Smell of Fear
Naked Gun 33 1/3 - The Final Insult.


By far the best trilogy out there.

[ignus]

fyi madsci, there are 4 alien movies :roll:
and i didnt really like xmen 1 that well, 2 was far superior.
i love the star wars trilogy, even though its turned into a crappy sextology(?) now.
lotr is an outstanding piece of work, and will be remember in cinematic history for many decades im sure.

but my vote goes to the Matrix trilogy. apparently me and the Wachowski's are the only people who actually love these movies (im assuming they do anyways :roll:). the first film basically revolutionized film making and so many films and games and such have incorporated elements of it into them since. the 2nd film is my favorite, most likely because of the special bond it shares with the 'enter the matrix' game. you truly cannot experience one without the other imo. the final movie did puss out a bit at the end, i was pretty disappointed with the direction they turned it. i think that due to the surprising negative reactions that most people carried towards the 2nd, the bros. decided to tone down the plot so that the average schmuck could get through the film without having to use his brain. truly the 3rd film could have been led through some very complex confusing plot twists that few would have understood. also, watching 'the animatrix' really adds to the trilogy storylines.

if i could sum up the Matrix trilogy in 2 words, they'd be: damn cool ;)
The third was completely finished when Reloaded went into theatres

im sure there was some editing and such, especially since the Oracle actress died in between films
Not to mention Aaliyah who was supposed to play Jada Smith's role.

I thought the Animatrix was awesome, especially the 2nd Renaissance. As for "The Matrix" itself, after watching "The Thirteenth Floor" and "Dark City," the core concept of The Matrix itself wasn't all that new to me. I thought the concept of the weird symbiotic relationship between the machines and the humans was pretty interesting, though. The second one was okay, except it had some pointless and annoying scenes in it, like the boring conversation between Neo and the old lady and Morpheus' cheesy 'patriotic' speech followed by the rave/orgy in the cave that just made me think WTF?? As for the third one, I am yet to watch it when it comes out on DVD.

ya the cave scene was ghey, but it did show some nipples and had a really cool song playing in the bg, so its not all bad ^^

i liked the animatrix episode where the kids go to the 'haunted house' and its really just a glitch in the code

[Canadian Hick]

fyi madsci, there are 4 alien movies :roll:
and i didnt really like xmen 1 that well, 2 was far superior.
i love the star wars trilogy, even though its turned into a crappy sextology(?) now.
lotr is an outstanding piece of work, and will be remember in cinematic history for many decades im sure.

but my vote goes to the Matrix trilogy. apparently me and the Wachowski's are the only people who actually love these movies (im assuming they do anyways :roll:). the first film basically revolutionized film making and so many films and games and such have incorporated elements of it into them since. the 2nd film is my favorite, most likely because of the special bond it shares with the 'enter the matrix' game. you truly cannot experience one without the other imo. the final movie did puss out a bit at the end, i was pretty disappointed with the direction they turned it. i think that due to the surprising negative reactions that most people carried towards the 2nd, the bros. decided to tone down the plot so that the average schmuck could get through the film without having to use his brain. truly the 3rd film could have been led through some very complex confusing plot twists that few would have understood. also, watching 'the animatrix' really adds to the trilogy storylines.

if i could sum up the Matrix trilogy in 2 words, they'd be: damn cool ;)
The third was completely finished when Reloaded went into theatres

im sure there was some editing and such, especially since the Oracle actress died in between films
Not to mention Aaliyah who was supposed to play Jada Smith's role.

I thought the Animatrix was awesome, especially the 2nd Renaissance. As for "The Matrix" itself, after watching "The Thirteenth Floor" and "Dark City," the core concept of The Matrix itself wasn't all that new to me. I thought the concept of the weird symbiotic relationship between the machines and the humans was pretty interesting, though. The second one was okay, except it had some pointless and annoying scenes in it, like the boring conversation between Neo and the old lady and Morpheus' cheesy 'patriotic' speech followed by the rave/orgy in the cave that just made me think WTF?? As for the third one, I am yet to watch it when it comes out on DVD.

ya the cave scene was ghey, but it did show some nipples and had a really cool song playing in the bg, so its not all bad ^^

i liked the animatrix episode where the kids go to the 'haunted house' and its really just a glitch in the code
I didn't like the song, and if I wanted nipples there are much better ones in Strapon Sally or In Diana Jones. :D

[LilPuppy]

Naked Gun
Naked Gun 2 1/2 - The Smell of Fear
Naked Gun 33 1/3 - The Final Insult.


By far the best trilogy out there.

lol........I didn't even know there was a third........first 2 roXors.... :lol:

[Chalybos]

Oh, yeah, there was this three-way I was in back in my early twenties. :D

[LilPuppy]

Oh, yeah, there was this three-way I was in back in my early twenties. :D

Was this back when you were a roadie for the village people.... 8O

[Canadian Hick]

Oh, yeah, there was this three-way I was in back in my early twenties. :D
Does it involve an Afghan soldier and a donkey? :roll:

[Chalybos]

Oh, yeah, there was this three-way I was in back in my early twenties. :D
Does it involve an Afghan soldier and a donkey? :roll:
No to both you and the Pup. :roll:

[laters]

ya the cave scene was ghey, but it did show some nipples and had a really cool song playing in the bg, so its not all bad ^^

i liked the animatrix episode where the kids go to the 'haunted house' and its really just a glitch in the code
Kind of reminds me of the Mystery Spot in Santa Cruz, California.

[SauerKraut]

must...not...download...strapon sally...at work...noooooo

[Vygramul]

must...not...download...strapon sally...at work...noooooo

I only saw one of those.

[Chalybos]

must...not...download...strapon sally...at work...noooooo

I only saw one of those.
We'd better start looking for a new job for SK. :D

[SauerKraut]

Strap On Sally #29 is in the queue. 198 minutes to download.

:D

[Chalybos]

Guess you're going to be able to play BFV a lot now, on account of that looming suspension. :P

[SauerKraut]

Guess you're going to be able to play BFV a lot now, on account of that looming suspension. :P


hehehe


it's been "remotely queued" for an hour now. I'll probably just cancel and start it back up at home when i go to bed.

[Chalybos]

Guess you're going to be able to play BFV a lot now, on account of that looming suspension. :P


hehehe


it's been "remotely queued" for an hour now. I'll probably just cancel and start it back up at home when i go to bed.
Yeah, that's probably for the best. Ah, the wonder of latex.

[LionRampant]

Indiana Jones!
:nod:
Love the In Diana Jones series.

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The best being "In Diana Jones and the Temple of Poon." :P