What is your Battle Cry!

[CMontyBurns]

What is your Battle Cry! (http://bdmonkeys.net/%7Echaz/battle.php?)

Prowling out of the steppes, carrying buzzsaw hand extensions, cometh C. Monty Burns! And he gives a cruel scream:

"I'm going to smack you until you deflate, then make toast!!!"

[LilPuppy]

With burning branch in paws a Lil'Puppy emerges from the forrest and bellows!


" I will spank you so hard your mother will feel it in her womb"

[Chalybos]

Striding across the hotel lobby, cutting down all who dare stand in the way using two hardened pitas, cometh Chalybos! And he gives a cruel bellow:

"I'm going to brutalize you so hard, you will wake up from the Matrix!!!"

[batmanuel]

Stalking along the steppes, wielding a mighty sword, cometh Batmanuel! And he gives a mighty scream:

"I'm going to torment you beyond the end of time!"

hehe.

[Chairman_Kaga]

Who is that, striding over the plains! It is Chairman Kaga, hands clutching an oversized scalpel! And with a booming scream, his voice cometh:

"I'm going to brutalize you with such wanton cruelty, your timbers will shiver!"

[WillyWonka]

Who is that, sprinting out of the terrain! It is Willywonka, hands clutching a mighty sword! And with a mighty grunt, his voice cometh:

"I'm seriously going to beat you into a fine spicy powder, and trade you for a candy bar!"

[AnalogKid]

Hark! Who is that, sprinting out of the plains! It is Analog Kid, hands clutching a meaty axe! He bellows homicidally:

"I'm going to contort you until you're pissing ****!!!"

[AnalogKid]

Striding along the terrain, carrying an oversized scalpel, cometh Salim Shakir! And he gives a booming cry:

"I'm seriously going to smack you so painfully, the Earth will spin twice as fast!!"

[Iron Sauron]

Rampaging amidst the steppes, clutching a mighty sword, cometh Witchking! And he gives aan earsplitting shriek:

"Hail the blood-letting! I shall traumatize the entire planet!!!"





Stalking out of the tarmac, swinging a piece of chainlink fence, cometh Sauron! And he gives a booming grunt:

"I'm going to bludgeon you until you turn magenta, and dip you in uranium!!!"



Hark! Who is that, prowling across the icy wasteland! It is *name*, hands clutching a mighty sword! And with a cruel cry, his voice cometh:

"You in some **** now, muhfuh! I shall avenge my ancestors!!"

[Hooters]

Lo! Who is that, skulking on the terrain! It is LT Hooters, hands clutching a mighty sword! And with a booming bellow, her voice cometh:

"I'm going to flog you into the fourth dimension!!" http://www3.ns.sympatico.ca/skyroamer/hooters/smileys/smileywithWHIP.gif

Woo Hoo!!! :P

Lt. Hooters
"m0re than a m0uthful!" :P

[SauerKraut]

Lo! Who is that, skulking over the cliffs! It is Balac, hands clutching a thorned whip! He bellows ominously:

"I'm going to torment you until you spontaneously degenerate, and grin like a f****ng maniac!!!"

[SauerKraut]

Striding along the terrain, carrying an oversized scalpel, cometh Salim Shakir! And he gives a booming cry:

"I'm seriously going to smack you so painfully, the Earth will spin twice as fast!!"


:lol:

[Canadian Hick]

Prowling through the candy store, clutching a piece of chainlink fence, cometh Brett B*******! And he gives a bloodthirsty howl:

"This one's for you, mom! I bring annihilation and cheap beer!!"

[Crazy Hobbit]

Lo! Who is that, prowling through the terrain! It is Crazy Hobbit, hands clutching buzzsaw hand extensions! And with an ominous roar, his voice cometh:

"I'm going to hump you so hard, Buddha will explode!"