Which Survivor of the Impending Nuclear Apocalypse Are You?

[Otto]

Enjoy today - it may be your last.

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This is me....

I bet you thought you'd gotten rid of yourself - but you haven't. You're

That kid you hated at school!
More irritating than even that kid who you took a dislike to at school, you'll live on as one of the many reasons you'll never want to go back to being a child. The annoying laugh, that needling competitiveness with everything you do, the desire to be better, meaner, first, first, first, first, first ...

Remember when you taped his buttocks together, hung him from a tree and then swung from his gonads, chanting "I am the monkey king"? Even a full scale nuclear apocalypse won't shake off the little *******, apparently.


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[Canadian Hick]

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Brains.

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Surprised?

[Chalybos]

Which Survivor of the Impending Nuclear Apocalypse Are You?


Consider that a divorce! You're

Arnold Schwarzenegger!
Maker of mediocre action pics and son of an actual Nazi, you're perhaps an insane joke on God's part. Why should you survive while others perish? Is it your hair, your brains or that manly gap in your teeth? Is it because you're going to lead California to a new tomorrow? Is it because you've paid someone enough money so that radiation doesn't harm you? Are you a real cyborg?

Arnold is the new Jesus. Stat.
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[CMontyBurns]

Enjoy today - it may be your last.

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This is me....

I bet you thought you'd gotten rid of yourself - but you haven't. You're

That kid you hated at school!

me too!

[LionRampant]

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[Chairman_Kaga]

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ditto

[SauerKraut]

Dust off your flugelhorn and heat up the sausages, 'cause you're

The Swiss!
Decked in neutrality for almost a billion years now, the Swiss are always the favourites to survive any nuclear conflict. Not only do they have the most amazing dress sense, but they've also got keen technical knowhow, a very logical cultural heritage and seventeen extra feet which they keep in their heads.

The Swiss are stereotypically associated with cuckoo clocks, chocolate, fondue and yodelling; it should be pointed out that they also enjoy running through the hills, goat farming and keeping the Earth safe from alien scum.



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[SauerKraut]

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ROFL @ THAT!

hehehehehe

[Canadian Hick]

Brains brains brains brains brains brains brains brains brains brains brains brains brains brains brains brains Norman Lovett brains brains brains brains brains polenta brains mash brains ....


ROFL @ THAT!

hehehehehe
I don't get it. :cry:

[SauerKraut]

Brains brains brains brains brains brains brains brains brains brains brains brains brains brains brains brains Norman Lovett brains brains brains brains brains polenta brains mash brains ....


ROFL @ THAT!

hehehehehe
I don't get it. :cry:


I guess you're not as dorky as me.

Norman Lovett is the comedian/actor who played "Holly" in Red Dwarf. I was laughing at the complete randomness of putting those names in there and especially at Norman Lovett.

[ignus]

Brains brains brains brains brains brains brains brains brains brains brains brains brains brains brains brains Norman Lovett brains brains brains brains brains polenta brains mash brains ....


ROFL @ THAT!

hehehehehe
I don't get it. :cry:


I guess you're not as dorky as me.

Norman Lovett is the comedian/actor who played "Holly" in Red Dwarf. I was laughing at the complete randomness of putting those names in there and especially at Norman Lovett.

smeghead ;)