Treehouse talk

[Wrigs]

Time to resurrect my favorite thread

D-Day: War's over, man. Wormer dropped the big one.
Bluto: Over? Did you say "over"? Nothing is over until we decide it is! Was it over when the Germans bombed Pearl Harbor? Hell no!
Otter: Germans?
Boon: Forget it, he's rolling.
Bluto: And it ain't over now. 'Cause when the goin' gets tough...
[thinks hard]
Bluto: the tough get goin'! Who's with me? Let's go!
[runs out, alone; then returns]
Bluto: What the f**k happened to the Delta I used to know? Where's the spirit? Where's the guts, huh? "Ooh, we're afraid to go with you Bluto, we might get in trouble." Well just kiss my a** from now on! Not me! I'm not gonna take this. Wormer, he's a dead man! Marmalard, dead! Niedermeyer--
Otter: Dead! Bluto's right. Psychotic, but absolutely right. We gotta take these *******s. Now we could do it with conventional weapons that could take years and cost millions of lives. No, I think we have to go all out. I think that this situation absolutely requires a really futile and stupid gesture be done on somebody's part.
Bluto: We're just the guys to do it.
D-Day: Let's do it.
Bluto: LET'S DO IT!

[Wrigs]

Annie Savoy: Oh, where are you going?
Crash Davis: After 12 years in the minor leagues, I don't try out. Besides, uh, I don't believe in quantum physics when it comes to matters of the heart.
Annie Savoy: What do you believe in, then?
Crash Davis: Well, I believe in the soul, the c**k, the pu**y, the small of a woman's back, the hanging curve ball, high fiber, good scotch, that the novels of Susan Sontag are self-indulgent, overrated crap. I believe Lee Harvey Oswald acted alone. I believe there ought to be a constitutional amendment outlawing Astroturf and the designated hitter. I believe in the sweet spot, soft-core pornography, opening your presents Christmas morning rather than Christmas Eve and I believe in long, slow, deep, soft, wet kisses that last three days.
[pause]
Crash Davis: Goodnight.
Annie Savoy: Oh my. Crash...

(IMDB)

[MASH]

:?

[Wrigs]

:?

Is it possible to nominate MASH for a second award....Dude this thread is to put your favorite movie quotes. Kaga, slap him for me

[JTFazz]

:?

Is it possible to nominate MASH for a second award....Dude this thread is to put your favorite movie quotes. Kaga, slap him for meWe got a thread for that...

[Wrigs]

I'm amazed Kaga hasn't seen this yet, and MASH i hope doesn't :D

[MASH]

I'm amazed Kaga hasn't seen this yet, and MASH i hope doesn't :D
Was this a thread before? I remember a thread along time ago having to do with movie quotes, but it was called something creative like "A thread for movie quotes". :roll:

Still don't know what movies you are quoting.

[LilPuppy]

I'm amazed Kaga hasn't seen this yet, and MASH i hope doesn't :D
Was this a thread before? I remember a thread along time ago having to do with movie quotes, but it was called something creative like "A thread for movie quotes". :roll:

Still don't know what movies you are quoting.

First One = Animal House

Second One = Bull Durham

[JTFazz]

You get a G***D****D job before sundown... or we're shipping you off to military school with that G***D****D Finklestein s**t kid... SON OF A B***H.

[Chairman_Kaga]

:?

Is it possible to nominate MASH for a second award....Dude this thread is to put your favorite movie quotes. Kaga, slap him for meWe got a thread for that...

Yes, but MASH is neither famous nor SK. :(



Sorry Mr. Monkey Shines. I'm catching up though.


<insert MASH beyatch slap here>

[MadSci]

Jules: The path of the righteous man is beset on all sides by the inequities of the selfish and the tyranny of evil men. Blessed is he, who in the name of charity and good will, shepherds the weak through the valley of darkness, for he is truly his brother's keeper and the finder of lost children. And I will strike down upon thee with great vengeance and furious anger those who would attempt to poison and destroy my brothers. And you will know my name is the Lord when I lay my vengeance upon thee.

:D

[MASH]

Ismay: But this ship can't sink!
Andrews: She is made of iron, sir. I assure you, she can. And she will. It is a mathematical certainty.

[MASH]

Ted: I think I still want to look her up.
Pat Healy: Who, rollerpig? Are you nuts?
Ted: You said she was a real sparkplug.
Pat Healy: No, I said buttplug. She's heinous.

[MASH]

El Guapo: Are Gringos falling from the sky?!
Jefe: Yes, El Guapo.

He he... this is fun!

[Wrigs]

I'm amazed Kaga hasn't seen this yet, and MASH i hope doesn't :D
Was this a thread before? I remember a thread along time ago having to do with movie quotes, but it was called something creative like "A thread for movie quotes". :roll:

Still don't know what movies you are quoting.

Actually the thread was called The Holy Hand Grenade of Antioch if i recall, someone want to help me out. I know it's from Monty Python and the Holy Grail. Either way i hijacked the name :D


Cleric: And the Lord spake, saying, "First shalt thou take out the Holy Pin. Then shalt thou count to three, no more, no less. Three shall be the number thou shalt count, and the number of the counting shall be three. Four shalt thou not count, neither count thou two, excepting that thou then proceed to three. Five is right out. Once the number three, being the third number, be reached, then lobbest thou thy Holy Hand Grenade of Antioch towards thy foe, who, being naughty in my sight, shall snuff it.

[Chalybos]

You get a G***D****D job before sundown... or we're shipping you off to military school with that G***D****D Finklestein s**t kid... SON OF A B***H.
:lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: I haven't seen that in ages, thanks for the refresher!

[Chalybos]

But sir, it's only a wafer thin mint...

[JTFazz]

Bravely bold Sir Robin rode forth from Camelot.
He was not afraid to die, O brave Sir Robin.
He was not at all afraid to be killed in nasty ways,
Brave, brave, brave, brave Sir Robin!

He was not in the least bit scared to be mashed into a pulp,
Or to have his eyes gouged out and his elbows broken,
To have his kneecaps split and his body burned away
And his limbs all hacked and mangled, brave Sir Robin!

His head smashed in and his heart cut out
And his liver removed and his bowels unplugged
And his nostrils raped and his bottom burned off
And his pen- ....

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Brave Sir Robin ran away,
Bravely ran away, away.
When danger reared its ugly head, he bravely turned his tail and fled.
Yes, brave Sir Robin turned about
And gallantly, he chickened out. Bravely taking to his feet,
He beat a very brave retreat,
Bravest of the brave, Sir Robin.

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He is packing it in and packing it up
And sneaking away and buggering up
And chickening out and pissing off home,
Yes, bravely he is throwing in the sponge.

[Chairman_Kaga]

Pedro Cerrano: Bats, they are sick. I cannot hit curveball. Straightball I hit it very much. Curveball, bats are afraid. I ask Jobu to come, take fear from bats. I offer him cigar, rum. He will come.
Eddie Harris: You know you might think about taking Jesus Christ as your savior instead of fooling around with all this stuff.
Jake Taylor: Harris!
Pedro Cerrano: Jesus, I like him very much, but he no help with curveball.
Eddie Harris: You trying to say Jesus Christ can't hit a curveball?

[Chairman_Kaga]

Allan Quatermain: Automatic rifles! Who in God's name has automatic rifles?
Club Patron: Very unsporting! Probably Belgians!

[Wrigs]

Gimli: Toss me.
Aragorn: What?
Gimli: I cannot jump the distance. You'll have to toss me. Don't tell the elf.


During the Battle of Helm's Deep, Gimli has killed an Uruk-Hai warrior]
Gimli: Legolas! Two already!
Legolas: I'm on seventeen!
Gimli: What! I'll have no pointy ear outscoring me!
Legolas: [shoots two more arrows] Nineteen!

[Chairman_Kaga]

Reusing some from CCM...

-It's 106 miles to Chicago, full tank of gas, half pack of cigarettes, it's dark out and we're wearing sunglasses...

-Hit it!

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Radio Dispatcher: Use of unnecessary violence in the apprehension of the Blues Brothers HAS been approved.

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I want to buy your women... the little girl... your daughters. Sell them to me. Sell me your children!

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<while driving through the mall>
Elwood: We'll be all right if we can just get back on the expressway.
Jake: This don't look like no expressway to me, pal!
Elwood: Don't yell at me.
Jake: Well whadda you want me to do, Motorhead?
Elwood: Whyda ya gotta be so negative all the time? Why can't ya offer some... constructive criticism?

[JTFazz]

No, ma'am, we're musicians...

[Iron Sauron]

aragorn: we could draw his army to the Black gate, give Frodo the chance he needs
gimli: certainty of death...low chance of success...what are we waiting for?

[Chairman_Kaga]

Caretaker: Most of these old boys don't have nothing. Never had nothing to start with. But you, You had it all. Then you let your teammates down, got yourself caught with your hand in the cookie jar.

Paul Crewe: Oh I did, did I?

Caretaker: Oh I ain't saying you did or you didn't. All I'm saying is that you could have robbed banks, sold dope or stole your grandmother's pension checks and none of us would have minded. But shaving points off of a football game, man that's un-American.


- And one of my all time favorite scenes from a movie... (cleaned up though ;) )

Samson: I think I broke his freackin' neck!
Announcer: I think he broke his freackin' neck!
Team doctor: One side, one side.
[Examines injured player]
Team doctor: Get the ambulance! I think he broke his freackin' neck.
Samson: See! I told you I broke his freackin' neck!

[Chairman_Kaga]

Dragline: Nothin'. A handful of nothin'. You stupid mullet head. He beat you with nothin'. Just like today when he kept comin' back at me -- with nothin'.
Lucas (Luke) Jackson: Yeah, well, sometimes nothin' can be a real cool hand.

[Wrigs]

[To his sister, a Miami DEA agent]
Marcus Burnett: That was reckless, that was stupid, and that was dangerous.
[Pauses]
Marcus Burnett: I'm telling Mommy.


Capt. Howard: I've got so much brass up my a** that I can play the Star Spangled Banner!


Marcus Burnett: Did you see that?
Mike Lowery: They throwin' cars! How am I gonna miss that?


Capt. Howard: I can't believe you guys! What do you just get up in the morning, call each other up, "Hello Marcus!" "Hello Mike!" "How you doin'?" "Aiight!" "So how are we going to f**k up the captain's life today?" "Oh, I don't know." "Ooh, look! Let's kill three fat people and leave them lying on the street!"


Imdb

[Wrigs]

This one is for NV


Marcus Burnett: You a virgin?
Reggie: Yes, sir.
Marcus Burnett: Good. Keep it that way. I don't want no f**king going on tonight.
Mike Lowery: You ever make love to a man?
Reggie: No.
Mike Lowery: You want to?

[Wrigs]

Mina Harker: You're sweet... and you're young. Neither are traits that I hold in high regard.


Allan Quatermain: Oh, I saw... Very American. Fire enough bullets and hope to hit the target.


Tom Sawyer: Boy. They told me European women had funny ways.


Mina Harker: A man who worships death. Can we trust him?


Allan Quatermain: If you can't do it with one bullet, don't do it at all.

[Vygramul]

Who said that? Who the **** said that? Who's the slimy little Communist **** twinkle-toed ****sucker down here, who just signed his own death warrant? Nobody, huh?! The fairy ****ing godmother said it! Out-****ing-standing! I will P.T. you all until you ****ing die! I'll P.T. you until your ***holes are sucking buttermilk!

[Chairman_Kaga]

See this? *This* is my *boom stick*! The 12-gauge double-barreled Remington. S-Mart's top of the line. You can find this in the sporting goods department. That's right, this sweet baby was made in Grand Rapids, Michigan. Retails for about $109.95. It's got a walnut stock, cobalt blue steel, and a hair trigger. That's right. Shop smart. Shop S-Mart. *You got that*?



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Ash: Klaatu Barrada Nikto.
Wise man: Again.
Ash: Klaatu Barrada Nikto.
Wise man: Again.
Ash: I got it, I got it. I know your damn words, right?
.
.
.
Ash: Klaatu Barrada n... Necktie... Nickel... It's an "N" word, it's definitely an "N" word!

[Vygramul]

Ash: You've got dirt on your face.
EvilAsh: Where?

[Bizman]

Army Pastor/Preacher/Hoyl man:
General Patton is it true you keep a bible by your bedside and read it every day?
Patton: Every God Damn Day (smirk)


End of line

[Iron Sauron]

Klaatu
http://www.starwars.com/databank/species/klatooinian/img/movie_bg.jpg
Barrada
http://www.starwars.com/databank/character/barada/img/movie_bg.jpg
Nikto
http://www.starwars.com/databank/species/nikto/img/movie_bg.jpg



why do all those words match up to a species/character from Star Wars?[/img]

[Chairman_Kaga]

Klaatu
http://www.starwars.com/databank/species/klatooinian/img/movie_bg.jpg
Barrada
http://www.starwars.com/databank/character/barada/img/movie_bg.jpg
Nikto
http://www.starwars.com/databank/species/nikto/img/movie_bg.jpg



why do all those words match up to a species/character from Star Wars?[/img]

B/c they haven't had an original idea since the first Star Wars?




- Good. Bad. I'm the guy with the gun.
Ash, Housewares

[Chalybos]

He's hopeless, positively hopeless....^^^^^


*edit*
No, Kaga, not you.

[SauerKraut]

*throws out this bit of movie trivia...



"Klaatu Barrada Nikto" was the phrase used in The Day the Earth Stood Still (1951) to tell Gort to pick up Klaatu's body and bring it back to the ship.

[Vygramul]

*throws out this bit of movie trivia...



"Klaatu Barrada Nikto" was the phrase used in The Day the Earth Stood Still (1951) to tell Gort to pick up Klaatu's body and bring it back to the ship.

George Lucas' affect on film knows no bounds!

[Chalybos]

Good... Bad... I'm the guy with the gun.

Ash - Housewares (http://www.tvwavs.com/bcwavs/army_of_darkness.shtml)

[batmanuel]

Donna: But can you fly the B-17? Can you fly the B-25?

Loomis Burkhead: A plane's a plane...it's got a propellor, four wings. Hey, you can fly one, you can fly them all. Sure, I...I can fly the 17.

Donna: I'm sorry captain, I didn't realize you had a serious interest in strategic bombers.

Loomis Burkhead: Donna, my interest is very strategic. How would you like me to show you... the cockpit?

[SauerKraut]

Donna: But can you fly the B-17? Can you fly the B-25?

Loomis Burkhead: A plane's a plane...it's got a propellor, four wings. Hey, you can fly one, you can fly them all. Sure, I...I can fly the 17.

Donna: I'm sorry captain, I didn't realize you had a serious interest in strategic bombers.

Loomis Burkhead: Donna, my interest is very strategic. How would you like me to show you... the thingypit?



omg! 8O Is that from that John Belushi movie uh.....1942? errr...something like that. With Slim Pickens as Hollis Wood?

God I love that movie. Truly classic.

[batmanuel]

Donna: But can you fly the B-17? Can you fly the B-25?

Loomis Burkhead: A plane's a plane...it's got a propellor, four wings. Hey, you can fly one, you can fly them all. Sure, I...I can fly the 17.

Donna: I'm sorry captain, I didn't realize you had a serious interest in strategic bombers.

Loomis Burkhead: Donna, my interest is very strategic. How would you like me to show you... the thingypit?



omg! 8O Is that from that John Belushi movie uh.....1942? errr...something like that. With Slim Pickens as Hollis Wood?

God I love that movie. Truly classic.

Bling Bling! Give the man a cookie :)

It's "1941".

EDIT: haha, I just noticed it changed c o c k p i t to thingypit. lol.

[Wrigs]

Ernie Capadino: Yeah, I'm just going home, grab a shower and shave, give the wife a little pickle-tickle, and I'm on my way.


Walter Harvey: You kind of let me down on that San Antonio job.
Jimmy Dugan: I, uh, yeh, I, uh... I freely admit, sir, I had no right to... sell off the team's equipment like that; that won't happen again.
Walter Harvey: Let me be blunt. Are you still a fall-down drunk?
Jimmy Dugan: Well, that is blunt. Ahem. No sir, I've, uh, quit drinking.
Walter Harvey: You've seen the error of your ways.
Jimmy Dugan: No, I just can't afford it.
[giggles]
Walter Harvey: It's funny to you. Your drinking is funny. You're a young man, Jimmy: you still could be playing, if you just would've laid off the booze.
Jimmy Dugan: Well, it's not exactly like that... I hurt my knee.
Walter Harvey: You fell out of a hotel. That's how you hurt it.
Jimmy Dugan: Well, there was a fire.
Walter Harvey: Which you started, which I had to pay for.
Jimmy Dugan: Well, now, I was going to send you a thank-you card, Mr. Harvey, but I wasn't allowed anything sharp to write with.


Ira Lowenstein: Until you did that, I couldn't tell if you were... drunk or dead.
Jimmy Dugan: It was made very clear to me what I'm supposed to do here. I smile, wave my little hat... I did that, so when do I get paid?
Ira Lowenstein: Now, Jimmy, you have some pretty good ballplayers here. You ought to give them a little bit of your...
Jimmy Dugan: [interrupting] Ballplayers. I don't have ballplayers, I've got girls. Girls are what you sleep with after the game, not, not what you coach during the game.
[spits]
Ira Lowenstein: If we paid you a little bit more, Jimmy, do you think you could be just a little more disgusting?
Jimmy Dugan: [brightly] Well, I could certainly use the money.


Jimmy Dugan: Evelyn, could you come here for a second? Which team do you play for?
Evelyn Gardner: Well, I'm a Peach.
Jimmy Dugan: Well I was just wonderin' why you would throw home when we got a two-run lead. You let the tying run get on second base and we lost the lead because of you. Start using your head. That's the lump that's three feet above your a**.
[Evelyn starts to cry.]
Jimmy Dugan: Are you crying? Are you crying? ARE YOU CRYING? There's no crying, there's no crying in baseball. Rogers Hornsby was my manager, and he called me a talking pile of pigsh*t. And that was when my parents drove all the way down from Michigan to see me play the game. And did I cry? NO. NO. And do you know why?
Evelyn Gardner: No, no, no.
Jimmy Dugan: Because there's no crying in baseball.


[Jimmy has just signed a baseball for a little boy]
Little Boy: [reading] Avoid the clap, Jimmy Dugan.
Jimmy Dugan: Its good advice.

Imdb

[SauerKraut]

:lol: :lol:


A League of Something or Other? Geena Davis in it with Tom Hanks?

[zel]

Dr. Egon Spengler: There's something very important I forgot to tell you.
Dr. Peter Venkman: What?
Dr. Egon Spengler: Don't cross the streams.
Dr. Peter Venkman: Why?
Dr. Egon Spengler: It would be bad.
Dr. Peter Venkman: I'm fuzzy on the whole good/bad thing. What do you mean "bad"?
Dr. Egon Spengler: Try to imagine all life as you know it stopping instantaneously and every molecule in your body exploding at the speed of light.
Dr. Raymond Stantz: Total protonic reversal.
Dr. Peter Venkman: That's bad. Okay. Alright, important safety tip, thanks Egon.

[megaman]

- austin ... i'm your father...
- do you have any way to proove it?
- well no.

[Chairman_Kaga]

Are you here to make fun of me too?

No maam, we at the FBI have no sense of humor that we are aware of. May we come in?

[Wrigs]

Rube Baker: Women: you can't live with them, and they can't pee standing up.


Jack Parkman: I'm the only winner on this team. The rest of 'em, they're losers. Either by choice, or by birth.

[Chairman_Kaga]

Since I'm in a baseball kind of mood:


- Jesus, I like him very much, but he no help with curveball.

- You trying to say Jesus Christ can't hit a curveball?

[Vygramul]

Since I'm in a baseball kind of mood:


- Jesus, I like him very much, but he no help with curveball.

- You trying to say Jesus Christ can't hit a curveball?

Up yours, JoBu

[Chairman_Kaga]

Yo! Bartender, Jobu needs a refill!

[megaman]

you are either very smart or very stupid.

well see in a minute.

[Vygramul]

you are either very smart or ver stupid.

well see in a minute.

AAAAAAAAAAAH!! I can't remember from what movie that is! Damn, that's a good line!

[Canadian Hick]

you are either very smart or ver stupid.

well see in a minute.

AAAAAAAAAAAH!! I can't remember from what movie that is! Damn, that's a good line!
Enemy of the State I believe.

[Vygramul]

Enemy of the State? I don't remember that movie. Dammit. If only we had access to some sort of huge, networked database of information from which we could get information just by requesting it through some sort of search feature.

[Chalybos]

Enemy of the State? I don't remember that movie. Dammit. If only we had access to some sort of huge, networked database of information from which we could get information just by requesting it through some sort of search feature.
Some day, perhaps, this too shall come to fruition. Or not.

[megaman]

woot woot! hick guessed it! :D

[Dawg]

"Are you the police?"
"No ma'am, we're musicians."

[Chairman_Kaga]

-It's got a cop motor, a 440 cubic inch plant, it's got cop tires, cop suspensions, cop shocks. It's a model made before catalytic converters so it'll run good on regular gas. What do you say, is it the new Bluesmobile or what?


-Fix the cigarette lighter.

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You contemptible pig! I remained celibate for you. I stood at the back of a cathedral, waiting, in celibacy, for you, with three hundred friends and relatives in attendance. My uncle hired the best Romanian caterers in the state. To obtain the seven limousines for the wedding party, my father used up his last favor with Mad Pete Trullo. So for me, for my mother, my grandmother, my father, my uncle, and for the common good, I must now kill you, and your brother.

[Wrigs]

My work week in a nutshell.



Dr. Peter Venkman: This city is headed for a disaster of biblical proportions.
Mayor: What do you mean, "biblical"?
Dr. Raymond Stantz: What he means is Old Testament, Mr. Mayor, real wrath-of-God type stuff.
Dr. Peter Venkman: Exactly.
Dr. Raymond Stantz: Fire and brimstone coming down from the skies. Rivers and seas boiling.
Dr. Egon Spengler: Forty years of darkness. Earthquakes, volcanoes...
Winston Zeddemore: The dead rising from the grave.
Dr. Peter Venkman: Human sacrifice, dogs and cats living together - mass hysteria.

[Dr.Strangelove]

You too? Mine sucked big time, yo.

[Chairman_Kaga]

-You're bleeding.
-Ain't got time to bleed.
-You got time to duck?

[Wrigs]

Inigo Montoya: Who are you?
Westley: No one of consequence.
Inigo Montoya: I must know...
Westley: Get used to disappointment.
Inigo Montoya: 'kay.

[Dawg]

Jack Butler: Yeah. 220... 221, whatever it takes.

[Chairman_Kaga]

Jack Butler: Yeah. 220... 221, whatever it takes.
Being the data center manager iin charge of environmentals and such, including power distribution, that is something I say two or three times a week. :D

I don't think they find it funny anymore.

[Chalybos]

Abby-something.